PAWS YOUR GAME
RUN ONE: GAME OVER. RUN TWO: LOADING · 2027
PAUSED · NOT TAKING DONATIONS
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CONTINUE ACCEPTED
Good. Now sit down, because the maths on this is stupid.
American gamers would each need to foster one animal, one time, and every dog and cat euthanised in U.S. shelters last year would have had somewhere to go instead.
205 million of you play games. 597,000 didn’t make it out of a shelter.
No gear check. No enrage timer. No DPS requirement.
You have carried worse teams than this. Get in, Reclaimer.
One email when we’re back. Nothing else, ever.
NO SELECTED
Cool. Cool cool cool. Real !#$&ing cool.
Dogs and cats euthanised in U.S. shelters so far this year, running at last year’s rate. That’s about one every 53 seconds.
5.8 million came through the doors in 2025. 597,000 did not come back out.
Anyway. Enjoy the rest of your day.
The counter doesn’t stop when you close the tab.